Week of Wonder

....even though my part in Blowfly's Rapp has been thoroughly disproved, Ali still has me tuned into the Drugster Truckdrivin' Man. (He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan.) He's been like a father to me, & he came to visit me in W-3: he's also like the only DJ you can hear after 3:00. Joan Baez.

What I've got going here is a scheme to get rich fast:

1) Send the Greatest of All Time my copy of A Sufi Saint of the 20th Century, or if I lost it something equivalent,

2) Write the lyrics of Pharaoh Sanders song Hum-Allah on the inside:

Prince of Peace
Won't you hear our pleas
Ring your bells of peace
Let loving never cease

Then write:

Don't heed false jihad. Islam is all about peace & love.

3) Find my letter from him: "To my brother W.C.: Service to others is the rent we pay for a room in the hereafter".

4) Sell the note on eBay for a million buckadingdongs.

& to you assholes in the Bureau of Homeland Security reading this because it has the word "Islam" in it, you can all go take a fucking walk.